George Clooney

gclooney @ 2005-01-05T21:23:00

2005-01-05T13:31:45Z

I know, I know. I've been horrible lately with updates and just keeping up with everyone. Sometimes I just feel lost in the scheme of things, so I shut everyone out. I shut everything out. You must think that I feel lost almost every month seeing how often I don't come on AIM or update. I've lost touch with some of my first friends here, and even though you outgrow a few things, it's still important to remain acquaintances with them. I haven't even done that. I know you're tired of apologies, but that's all I can offer right now.

I think I planned a New Year's Eve bash with Wahlberg, but I didn't keep up my part. Should I blame it on my back or amnesia? Which one will you forgive me for? Maybe I should add in a round of drinks?

My other leading lady has been swept away by another man. How unfortunate. I suppose I'm on a new search. Any other want to come hunt with me? Haha, I feel like such a jerk.

Anyway, the holidays were spent with family, sharing presents and gossip. The engagement with the Essex lady was never real. Don't always believe what you read, especially if it's on PageSix.com. I know your holidays went well. Tell me about it.

gclooney @ 2004-12-06T21:08:00

2004-12-07T05:11:40Z

sorry to waste your friends page space

[new management. this time around with the intention of being more active.]

gclooney @ 2004-12-02T11:07:00

2004-12-02T17:07:30Z

George Clooney has told how his Ocean's Twelve co-stars put a sticker on his car ridiculing his manhood.

"One night, I noticed a sticker on my car saying: 'Small penis on board'," the actor told TV Movie magazine.

"Little wonder then that so many people were blowing their horns at me."

But he says that he has no idea who put the sticker on his car: "Even today, I don't know which of these wimps did it," he said.

So that you all know, my first reaction to the sticker was something like this: >:o, but now I'm just wondering if that's the reason why I can't get laid recently.

I am now editing because I'm getting old and forgetful. The premiere of Ocean's 12 is coming out in 10 days. I'm running back and forth between promo interviews and filming. I repeat: I AM TOO OLD. Perhaps the day of the premiere, the cast and I will do lunch or play poker. I haven't had my poker hit in awhile.

edit 2: I was rereading some comments, and if anyone wonders. cheekyclooney use it, abuse it, just don't hurt me. ok I lie. maybe I'd like that.

gclooney @ 2004-11-23T13:23:00

2004-11-23T18:17:59Z

I wonder if anyone has thought about the lack of women in my life.

gclooney @ 2004-11-16T10:52:00

2004-11-16T16:52:16Z

So I spent almost twenty minutes looking at the list of people on the MBP website, and I started to randomly add whose names I found familiar and those who I admired at some time of life for whatever reason. Then I went to imdb.com to see who else I've starred with in movies, and I've finally realized that I always make movies with the same people over and over. I don't think I paid attention to that until I see it down on paper and their names are all sloshed together on one page. I think Damon, Brad Pitt, Julia, Cat, and Wahlberg should stop stalking me. :[ Really though, it's kind of funny. I'm being called back to the set; actually they're yelling at me, and it'll take me several minutes to stand up and several more to get where I'm going due to my weight. I'MFATYOUGUYSand it's also brought to my attention that I resemble Saddam Hussein. So ta.

gclooney @ 2004-11-14T16:13:00

2004-11-14T22:13:28Z

I didn't stay away for too long. I couldn't stay away from everyone, or else that could just be my separation anxiety talking. That's right, kids, Clooney is back and with a vengeance. Hopefully you all won't hate me too much?

[starting fresh with storylines. contact the same.]